Dating him

Snake hips are strictly for Strictly.* A musician: they're mostly self-absorbed, and nearly always skint.* A personal trainer: we'd rather not date a man who tells us how to improve our bodies, thanks; we want one who loves us just the way we are.AND BEAR IN MINDIt isn't, but it really should be taboo to date ...* A celebrity: hands up who doesn't know someone who's snogged Calum Best?

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DOESN'T PAY ON THE FIRST DATEDon't fool yourself into thinking that a man who insists on splitting the bill this early on is a poster boy for women's rights. It's about him missing the opportunity to show that he actually cares enough about you to invest, say, 40 teeny pounds in your relationship.

In my experience, first-date frugality demonstrates an intrinsic cheapness.

* A Porsche driver: girls, it's a substitute for something.

How can you turn an awkward first date with the man of your dreams into the relationship you’ve dreamed of?

I could never handle a man who can't deal with gas bills, do a load of washing or deal with real life.